two raisins on a washboard

this is an ancient description of a female with tiny breasts..i remember singing it as a child

Dog,I like females with substance,not with two raisins on a washboard!

by bruno gaboni March 21, 2018

raisinable

Logical and rational regarding dried grapes.

Combining a large-size container of quick oats wif a standard cylinder-box of dehydrated Thompson Seedless delights creates a raisinable proportions-ratio of cereal and fruit; one then only has to pour out da desired amount of said mixture into a bowl, add milk, and partake of said easy snack.

by QuacksO April 20, 2023

raisin box

a car full of really old people.

"why the hell are they going so slow?"

"it's probably a raisin box."

by ot b April 17, 2018

Raisin

"did you know that raisins were originally grapes? :0"

You look like a raisin before it was raisned
Because that would be grape

by Pookiebear696969 April 19, 2024

Raisin

A weird kid who lives on chicoma that hits people with books

Oh raisin must be coming it smells like lettuce

by Bigslutdad November 18, 2018

Raisin

Raisin is when a person is dried up. As in they no longer got the juice

Bob: I've been talking to Melissa bro
Jim: Oh naaa she a raisin.

by beca.bangles October 18, 2017

Raisin

Someone who is unwanted by the opposite or same sex.

There's a bowl of chocolate with a raisin in, people prefer the chocolate, thats just how it is.

Dude, you just got friendzoned!

Im such a raisin!

by KingRaisin May 18, 2014