When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.
You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
Get the massive putinmug. song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.
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by gnostic3 March 2, 2022
Get the Putin on the Blitz-kriegmug. Non-medical term for a micro-penis.
A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.
A dick of small stature.
A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.
A dick of small stature.
She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.
It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.
It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.
by Conejo Macbunny March 18, 2022
Get the Putinmug. by Iam Noone July 24, 2022
Get the Putinmug. by Vladimir Putin Cheese November 1, 2020
Get the Vladimir Putinmug. A derogatory term for an individual with a overwhelming inferiorty complex that interferes with ever aspect of his life.
"Instead of being normal, trying to live his best life, this little Putin walks around frowning, picking fights with everyone."
by Lmao42069lol February 25, 2022
Get the Putinmug. A male “butterface”, a man with a good body but bad face
based on how Putin has a great body but a scary face and also sucks
based on how Putin has a great body but a scary face and also sucks
by Miamerryhappy March 23, 2024
Get the Putin-bodmug.