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massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
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Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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PlayPutin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.
by gnostic3 March 2, 2022
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Putin

Non-medical term for a micro-penis.

A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.

A dick of small stature.
She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.

It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.
by Conejo Macbunny March 18, 2022
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Putin

Shit, poop, crap, feces, poo, turd, caca, diarrhea
Sorry for stinking up the bathroom, I took a nasty putin.
by Iam Noone July 24, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

A term used to refer someone as a kinda good person but is just a bad person overall.
Jim - “Your a Vladimir Putin
Dan - “Why you have to be mean to me”
by Vladimir Putin Cheese November 1, 2020
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Putin

A derogatory term for an individual with a overwhelming inferiorty complex that interferes with ever aspect of his life.
"Instead of being normal, trying to live his best life, this little Putin walks around frowning, picking fights with everyone."
by Lmao42069lol February 25, 2022
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Putin-bod

A male “butterface”, a man with a good body but bad face
based on how Putin has a great body but a scary face and also sucks
Adam Driver? Yeah, that man has a Putin-bod.
by Miamerryhappy March 23, 2024
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