Poaching

Sex with animals.

ALSO SEE: Beastiality

Examples of poaching:

1. Fingering a trout
2. Banging a sheep
3. Masturbating a wilderbeast
4. Giving "it" to a canary
5. Ass humping a donkey

Poaching used in a sentence:

He's really poaching that tiger hard!

by remco April 16, 2006

pachingidy

crazy fun

wow mooning the moon was pachingidy

by Midget December 21, 2002

Oyster Poaching

To sop up one's own gift of a pearl necklace. Shake and repeat.

Moz was so jazzed up in the hot tub, he decided to start Oyster Poaching himself.

by Pumpkinhead Jay January 6, 2007

undie punching

To punch someone in the undies. With your penis usually.

Me: How was your date last simo? Any undie punching?
Simo: Hell yeah, was awesome too. Plenty of undie punching to be had.

by Rodney Stewart March 12, 2008

punching judy

domestic violence tournament held on a beach in bournmouth, contestents are pitted against eachother in a fight to the death style contest. points awarded for creativity, imaginitive choreography and the quality of the wifes face after each round.

'me and vera have entered ourselves into that punching judy thingy'

by mittttbitiasssssssssssssssssss November 23, 2009

Butt Punching

The act of one using a fist to cause pain to another's buttocks during intercourse.

"In the middle of sex last night, Steven started butt punching me. It was hot."

by TkPetaz December 20, 2008

catching & pitching

In a homosexual relationship: pitching is when one partner comes on to the other. The catcher is the partner who receives the seduction

Hey! I'm pitching, I get to choose what hole I put it in. Don't you understand catching & pitching?

by BabybleuParker November 25, 2013