Punch Me Face

A term given to a person, usually a man, that has an excruciating characteristic, usually physical, that makes you unwillingly want to deck them in the face. They pretty much look like huge assholes, you'll know one when you see one. They may not necessarily be an asshole. Jack Nicholson and AJ Pierzynski have intense punch me faces.

"I got fired from work today."
"No shit? Why?"
"I don't know, my boss just has this punch me face."

by ShaneP!!! July 5, 2007

punch

To apply pressure to a surface by means of a fist.

"I am about to apply pressure to your face by means of my fist."

"Oh shit!"

by CaptainkKoala April 12, 2005

punch my clown

masterbation

i like to punch my clown sometimes

by deeeee. July 13, 2010

punchability

Someone whose face and/or personality is annoying to the point of an extreme want to punch him/her right in the kisser.

One who would be easily punched.

Jordan has a face with such a high punchability that it takes all of my will not to hit him.

by kingswampy January 28, 2014

Punch knock

Punching a door several times instead of knocking normally.

The man in the pink shirt punch knocked on the door with his massive fists.

by mushyrat June 15, 2021

lightning punch

A sudden, quick and unexpected punch to the face, often near knocking the opponent clean out.

This differs from a sucker punch as it isn't done from behind or before the fighters have squared up.

The guy didn't want to fight but then suddenly BAM he used a lightning punch and near knocked the other dude out.

by craigix March 12, 2005

clunge-punch

a punch to the female genitalia, which is most effective by first dropping to one knee first and swooping in an upper-cut fashion.

guy 1:that bitch gave me herpes!
guy 2: clunge-punch her

by wardrobe-head and potter February 21, 2010