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Funeral Procession

When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.
My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.
by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007
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riding the porcelain bus

Damn I drank a whole case last night and now I'm riding the porcelain bus.
by Nick D February 13, 2003
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processing fee

Money you give to an organization for paying them money.
YOU: I'd like to have my laptop fixed.
THEM: Ok, that'll be $100.
YOU: Do you accept Visa?
THEM: Yes, that'll be $100 and a $30 processing fee.
YOU: $30 for what?
THEM: You're paying us because you have to pay us the $100.
by sherlock helmsley January 6, 2012
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Pricetown

A tiny town east of Reading, PA which is totally rural, white, and "hickish." Though urbanites would loathe it here, the residents thrive as there are no police or true regulations. Drinking, pig roasts, fireworks, guns, and horse shoes rule the party scene.
After six of us went trespassing in Mr. Smith's field on the Kawasaki Mule, we put a cherry bomb in his mailbox -- just some Pricetown kids having some fun
by moose56 June 1, 2005
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"Price is Right" Rule

The "Price is Right" rule is used in any game or contest where the one closest to the target number without going over is the winner.
We all bet $25 each we could guess the fat guy's weight using the "Price is Right" rule.
by Joobilee71 December 24, 2008
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Price is right

A game show from the 70's that everyone watches when they stay home sick, because its on every other channel.
Jim:"where were you today"

Bob:"oh i was sick and watched the price is right all day"
by anndreww April 6, 2007
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Pete Price

Homosexual, radio disc jockey from Merseyside who has hosted a talk show for many years.
Talk show features extremely mis-informed, (and sometimes drunk) callers who generally shoot the breeze because they appear to be lonely and old. Subject matter tends to cover trivial topics, and things they have read in The Sun or Daily Mail newspaper.
Anyone putting down the area (Liverpool and Merseyside) or their residing celebrities, are shot down in flames by Mr Price, because you can't say things like that on the show.
Pete Price - "Hello Tracey, what would like to say?"
Tracey - "Ello, I've just had to wait 2 hours for a bus ..."
by smiek November 3, 2006
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