Winnie the Poon

Someone who likes to put their hand/mouth into the 'honey pot'.

Man he love the honey pot... must be a Winnie the Poon.

by F_loot April 14, 2011

poobs

The hair that grows around the anus.

Fuck! I got shit in my poobs!

by Harry Shwab March 6, 2004

poonstache

What is left on one's upper lip after performing successful oral sex on a female. Much like a milk mustache.

After I went down on Donna, I had a huge poonstache.

by Jamed January 11, 2009

Poon Blazer

The act of blowing marijuana smoke into a girls pussy and then sucking it back out.. for the ULTIMATE HIGH.

Last nite i had some really good weed and my girlfriend told me she wanted me to do the poon blazer on her.

by shanef;lf; February 27, 2009

poonsqueak

the art of letting out an unsually high pitched queef, usually done by graysons mom.

dude you can poonsqueak almost as good as mrs. Grant!

by jerreal February 10, 2007

poon typhoon

A swarm of girls, particularly at a night club, that move throughout an area leaving disappointment.

Duder 1: "Yo man watch out there's a poon typhoon comin'!"

Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."

Duder 1: "You ok man?"

Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."

by westfalia December 15, 2009

Poon Repellant

Any aspect of a male's apperance, personality, possessions, etc. that might prevent him from getting laid.

"Wow, those man-boobs you got going on there are first class poon repellant."

"You think you're getting laid in that '82 Tercell? Ha, that thing's poon repellant hardcore."

by Nope4810 May 16, 2005