Plumpernutter

fat guy/chick still cute enough to fuck

Pat: Dave, why did you take home that fatty last night?

Dave: whatever, she was cute enough.

Pat: Ah, a plumpernutter.

by RiPhone December 9, 2012

plummer's paradox

A plummer's paradox is a situation that, upon first inspection, appears to be paradoxical, but in fact is not at all.

Ex:
"After she broke her jaw in that car accident, she couldn't chew, and could barely swallow. But she didn't starve; to the contrary she was well fed. What a paradox!"
"Ah, you mean a plummer's paradox. Of course, they kept her tube-fed."

by jowjow November 4, 2013

Plumper Butter Nutter

Taking the Jizz from a fat person and making a sandwich out of it.

This Plumper Butter Nutter Taste really good with Tuna !!

by Awesomeness02 March 3, 2015

Plumed

To be the victim of a plum throwing incident.

I was walking down the street then all of a sudden I got plumed.

by Loopt March 1, 2017

Plumber

Sending out a warning, to the person your sending this to that might be killed, beaten up, etc. also to hide the meaning of the warning,

name is a Plumber

(as in the person is gonna get stabbed etc.)

by Ańnonymous November 14, 2019

plumbers ptsd

When a plumber acts though as if he has been through war. This state of misery also commonly mistaken for an illness is frequently experienced by those individuals also suffering from bi-polar syndrome, erectile distinction , and in more serious cases , constipation.

What’s wrong with that guy? He acts like he has ptsd. Like for frig sakes buddy your a plumber, grow up ya grump cuck. I think you might have plumbers ptsd!

by Turd Hearder October 22, 2019

Sick Plumber

The sick plumber occurs when a dude is boning a girls' ass (thus blocking the "pipes"), and she slips out a fart that stinks so bad it makes the plumber throw-up immediately all over her back.

After giving Olivia the sick plumber, the gentleman peaced-out, making her clean the puke off her own back and bed.

by J. Kellett Z. December 15, 2008