Piss Chisel

Technique where piss at high pressure and accuracy to remove shit from around the the inside of a toilet bowl after a particular sloppy shit

After examing his stool, Jacob took a piss chisel over the excessive shit which was left over the toilet bowl prior to flushing

by Sam J Mercer October 17, 2008

donkey piss

Any sub-standard alcoholic beverage

"Do you have Heineken?"

"No Sir. Would you like our local pale lager?"

"You mean that donkey piss brand. No thanks, I'll pass."

by Kevin the Aussie October 24, 2008

Piss Boy

A manservant whose job is to mind the bucket of piss for French aristocrats.

"Sire! You look like the Piss Boy!"
"And you look like a bucket of shit!"

by Count de Monet March 30, 2008

Challenge Pissing

A contest in which the participants try to piss 6 feet straight up in the air without getting wet.

Any way you look at it, Tim, there is only one way to settle this: let's do some challenge pissing.

by the brocean March 17, 2011

piss disk

An excellent prank whereby you pee on a plate and then freeze it. Once frozen, it can be thrown like a frisbee or better yet, slid under a door. The victim wakes up to find a puddle of piss on their floor that they can't possibly explain.

That bitch thought she could talk trash about me, so last night I slid her a piss disk.

by Blue Jay Scott September 9, 2010

Piss and shit

A famous British meal

I cant wait to have piss and shit

by Possumm July 21, 2021

piss-strainers

The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently baggy, odoriferous and sallow.

Fucking hell, Dorothy, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!

by Sir Roy Strong March 9, 2008