Photo-swank

A photographer that is more obsessed with camera equipment than taking photographs.

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by DustDigital October 18, 2012

Photo Wingman

Common in online dating. When someone uses a group photo with a hotter friend for their profile photo, making it unclear to potential suitors who the profile is for, thus creating undo interest in them. The classic bait-n-switch.

Frank: "Billy, how was your date?"
Billy: "Not good."
Frank: "I saw her profile pic. She looked pretty cute..."
Billy: "Nah, turns out my date was the other girl in the pic. The cute one was just playing Photo Wingman."

by Ol Codger August 28, 2013

Phontagion

When staring at a phone becomes contagious.

I cause phontagion in the elevator when I took out my phone to read a text. Then everyone else in the elevator whipped out their phone to look at it also.

by Jajajavi75 September 8, 2013

photoboobed

When strange additional clevage / bare boobs appear in your photo.

OMG we just got photoboobed by this girl in a striped dress!

by Talon13 February 14, 2014

photobombardier

One who bombs photos with the dedication, if not the pinpoint accuracy, of a crew member on a bomber aircraft.

Neddy von Noodle was a practised photobombardier, showing all the other dachshunds how it was really done!

by aviatrixen January 5, 2015

photo diarrhea

A condition causing one to email others excessive quantities of one's photos, usually of family and friends.

Example: "My brother just sent me 10 emails, each with multiple pictures he took of the kids this afternoon -- he has photo diarrhea!"

My brother just sent me 10 emails, each with multiple pictures, about his afternoon with the kids -- he has photo diarrhea.

by Vortex4 September 28, 2015

Photaggravated

One's reaction when someone takes and unwanted photo of them, often from paparazzi.

Steve: Bro, did you hear about Lady GaGa last night, after all that paparazzi?
Joe: Yeah, she was so Photaggravated.

by CoolCatofBADNESSS June 16, 2016