Pear

The retarded cousin to the apple.

Serious, have you ever seen a pear?

by cocknockers December 29, 2008

peared

when something goes wrong you say it went pear shaped.

I lost my keys..... thats peared.

by Jimmny November 3, 2007

Pear Harvesting

Men are like pears. There is only a small window of time when they are ripe for a relationship. And like pears, most of the ones you pick will either be not ready or rotten.

I need to find myself a man. Let's go pear harvesting tonight

by Pear afficianado November 23, 2010

Culturing a pearl

When a gay man has unprotected sex and takes a cum load in his ass and keeps it inside his hole for as long as possible, and it cultures with any other loads, lube, or shit also in his asshole.

When I was in the bathhouse in Fort Lauderdale I was culturing a pearl for three hours before I'd cultured too many and had to use the restroom.

by dr.feelgoodpussysnatcher May 31, 2015

Pearl Jam

Sorry, fool. They are a great band.

Pearl Jam puts on one of the best live performances.

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

Pearly gates

When you pull out of the vagina a bit too late and ejaculate on the vagina itself.

Dave was drunk, and a bit too slow to pull out, he left her with pearly gates.

Dave: " I hope she didn't get pregnant, I left with pearly gates last night."

Sean: "That sucks."

by TomShannon666 May 3, 2009

Pearl

A girl who will complete your life. She may get hurt really easy, but she hides her emotions behind a great smile. If you break that smile, I promise you will regret it because she is the sweetest girl you'll ever meet. People often mistaken her as a a bitch base on her looks, but she is the total opposite of that. She can be loud and crazy but quiet and shy to the ones she feels uncomfortable with. She can be clumsy in the head but she's super smart academically.

If you're friends with a Pearl: Going out for dinner but forgot your wallet? Don't worry because she got you and she doesn't expect you to pay her back. Going through tough situations? She will go through it with you, even if she's in one herself. She's never selfish, even if she tries to be, she'll eventually feel guilty. She'll put happiness if your life before hers.
Dating a Pearl: KEEP HER. STAY WITH HER. TRUST ME. She does the most sweetest things for her boyfriend. She'll do anything to stay strong in a relationship. She can be sexy only for you and no one else. She is loyal and faithful. Every guy wants to be with her. So don't lose her, she's one of a kind.
There's only a few Pearls in the world. If you have a Pearl in your life, keep her. I guarantee she'll make you happy.

human 1: Hey have you met Pearl?
human 2: Yeah, she's my friend.
human 1: NO WAY, finding a friend like her must be hard

by isahialenardo March 15, 2015