Philosophy

A course that many college students are required to take as part of their core curriculum. The subject consists basically of all the shit you would think about when you are high.

Tom: Did you understand anything from Goldstein's philosophy class?
Brian: Nah, dude, I'm way to sober... we have to bake before next class.
Tom: Forshizzle

by TheColonelSanders October 27, 2010

philosophies

Pl. of philosophy.

There are as many philosophies as there are people.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

philosophical discussion

A blowjob

We had a philosophical discussion last night.

You blew him?!

by sheeyat July 13, 2014

phallos

Giant penis. Often belonging to a horse or other such animals.

"Look at that big hairy phallos"

by Nic Bass May 13, 2005

philosophize

verb; to talk about something in a philosophical manner, usually involving debate about ontology, epistemology, and occasionally hermeneutics; typical of those in academic environments, especially at the college level

We philosophized about poop over our lattes.

by the crunge October 21, 2005

homeless philosopher

a burnout, a failure, a kid with no future besides prison, someone with a million ideas that require someone else to fund them, and still lives at his parents at 30

my friends dad direct quote, "A i think bryan is on drugs or retarded or something don't hang out with that guy anymore he is gunna grow up to be a homeless philosopher"

by shresdthesupergnargnar April 12, 2015

Philosophy

1. The love of knowledge. Also associated with argumentation and reasoning. Usually mentioned when talking about the ancient philosophers, such as Plato and Socrates.

2. A typically useless major in college, unless you want to get a Ph.D. in it or go to law school.

I majored in philosophy in college, and now I clean toilets for a living.


P and not P? That is a paradox.

by Smooth B May 5, 2004