Pervert

A pervert is a mindless dick who will think of something sexual every time anybody says anything. It is also like, a stalker, but you stalk only girls, and you drool over them, or spy on them for titties, or ass.

ex;
Friend: Hey, Daniel wants you.
Pervert: Tell him: Sorry, I’m not gay.
Friend: No he wants to talk to you.
Pervert: About what? Sex?
Friend: *silence*

ex2;
Pervert: Mmm….
Friend: Huh?
Pervert: Look at that ass…
Friend: You pervert.
Pervert: *keeps drooling*

by CallMe_Skye February 1, 2023

Lazy pervert

While driving you reach out the window to slap someone on the ass

See that girl walking lazy pervert her

by Ninjaplease187 February 17, 2018

Pervert

Guys with names that start with a J and end in a Y

Jay- hey!

Normal person- get away from me pervert

by Coolgirl778899 June 8, 2025

Ethnically Perverted

A polite way to excuse derogatory terms.

John Smith really annoys me, he’s ethnically perverted.

by AnonymousSunflower February 18, 2023

Loch Ness Pervert

A high profile pervert that intermittently surfaces and causes a great stir socially or politically, but then disappears just as quickly only to resurface again weeks to months later and continue the cycle.

Everyone in Congress and on the news is discussing whether all the files of the Loch Ness Pervert will surface and be released again to see which political elites were associated with him.

by Lost in SHitlerland November 17, 2025

Pervert

Someone who is a gross weirdo in the best way possible. This is the kind of person you wouldn’t want your future kids hanging out with.

Dill- “that kid is such a sick cunt”
Ryan- “yea what a total pervert”

Bill- “did you see what joey did last night”

Ben- “lmao yea what a perv”

Carmichael- “dude this song is perverted”

by Pat Ryan June 5, 2021

pervertizer

someone who seduces children to have sex with him in a very unpleasant manner

- have you heard of mike?
- yeah, it turned out he's pervertizer!!

by Antispark April 16, 2008