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penguin shit

When a penguin shats, he makes a substance called PENGUIN SHIT
Eat penguin shit you ass belancher
by LUkeAss December 23, 2003
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Club Penguin

Club Penguin is the final bastion of hope for mankind.
by Yosheek June 19, 2011
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Club Penguin

A game created by Disney, was shut down last year, some absolute g has republished it, our saviour!!!
In Club Penguin you basically run around a map where you can hit the club and get some mad penguin pussy, go pizza place and eat pizza, go coffee shop, buy some Supreme and Rolex watches with some Gucci aswell, adopt a puffle and starve it to death and tip the iceberg which was impossible but they still tried anyway. Many kids had Club Penguin girlfriends and they go in each others igloos and type shit like *bounces on Dic K*
*Sucks Dic K
You Find that on YouTube aswell, proper weird.
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
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kobe the penguin

The jesus of all things. kobe the penguin is the best at everything and always will be.
Kobe the penguin beat Jesus in a game of dodgeball.
by mr. hammertime August 23, 2009
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chasing the penguin

Having anal sex with a woman who, in other company, acts like shes a virgin, esp. if she really, really likes it.
"i have a limp, because i was chasing the penguin with suzy last night, and im raw"
by Goathead February 12, 2007
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lonely penguin

as you are about to cum while recieving oral sex, the girl walks away leaving you to chase after her with your pants down. this act will make you walk in a manner that ressembles a penguin.
DUDE!, i picked up a hooker but i only had 20 bucks so she gave me a lonely penguin
by eagle tits July 17, 2009
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Club Penguin

A dank-ass game only for MLG noscopers and memers and illuminati confirm
by Return To Sender (Haskell) September 22, 2015
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