Pulling a Pedro

Lying about mundane things for absolutely no reason

“Hey did Scott say he’s able to come tomorrow?” “No, he said he’s on vacation. I think he’s pulling a Pedro.”

by blinkblonk127 July 17, 2023

Portagee pegnoir

An ass gasket. A Texas t-shirt. A paper toilet seat cover found in many public commodes.

From the gauzy, diaphenous appearance.

The expression has been around at least from the 1950s.

Charlie wore a Portagee pegnoir around his neck at the party.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Dirty Pedro

Beef jerky with chocolate

I had some Dirty Pedro for breakfast this morning.

by urbandicman December 17, 2008

Pedro

Hispanic guy who can't get a girlfriend because he is too nice.

Person 1:Why doesn't he have a gf? He seems cool.
Person 2:Oh, he's a Pedro, its just the way it is.

by randomtrollolol July 15, 2010

pegram

a city in TN where brothers marry their sisters after being unsuccessful in an attempt to find new dates from the family reunion

man, i never could get any girlfriends at the gatherin so me an sis gonna hook back up and we movin back to pegram

by irene wiley August 25, 2007

pedrophile

A funny way of saying "pedophile".

Tom: Bob you are a pedrophile.
Bob: UP YOURS ASSWANG!

by Mr. Zed September 20, 2008

pergolezzie

A lesbian who frequents Caffe Pergolesi, a popular hipster/homo haven in Santa Cruz, CA.

Want to get some coffee and maybe hit on a few Pergolezzies?

by ®© March 21, 2007