heya pal

a very handsome man that all women want to fuck he's so attractive that even me as a man is erected, even the solar system stopped orbiting bc it was staring at him

3000 women:look its heya pal! i feel so horny!
heya pal: hey ladies
3000 women: o my giggity goggly gosh he noticed us!

heya pal by kyeb January 3, 2026

what a pal 

1. What a bro
2. What a legend
3. A chill dude

Person1: "Yo, this guy carried us so hard this game, we could not have won without him."

Person2: "Yea, ikr what a pal"

what a pal by Paichi December 28, 2017

Too Huge Pal 

Adjective

1. Referring to a egotistic man-child that hits the gym every couple of day, once seeing some results begins to annoyingly take up unnecessary space by moving his arms outward as if on a cross. Where he probably should be. Once sufficient excess space is take he begins to pretend he can no loner move as he is now "Too huge".

Ken me mate, I need a whole booth at the restaurant cuz o' these absolute banging guns man, just too huge pal.

I was tryna get a cheeky shag wi me nan but ken me mate, Im too huge pal

Don't you just hate it when you canny go for a swim at the beach cuz your pecks are too big man? Canny swim cuz i'm too huge pal.

Too Huge Pal by Buffington Beef Broth August 7, 2018

Buddy ol’ Pal 

Licking from front to back in one swift motion.

When ones partner wins the trick and you say, “Good Job buddy ol’ pal.”

Buddy ol’ Pal by Lair’s Table January 21, 2021

my fitness pal 

A horrible app that gives most people who use it an eating disorder

Emma: I started counting my calories!
Hannah: okay period what app do you use
Emma: my fitness pal
Hannah: oh girl no...

my fitness pal by Bakaweeb April 16, 2021

National Kiss Your Best Pal Day 

April 29th

Hey, what are you up to tonight?

Oh, come on! It's National Kiss your best pal day!

National Kiss Your Best Pal Day by duvetslayz April 24, 2022

bad pen pal 

You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.

Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal

bad pen pal by #1penpal September 1, 2022