by bentwilly96 September 3, 2023
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Person #1: “Oh they’re together!”
Person #2: “No bro, they just met a few weeks ago. They’re Newly Opportunitied.”
Person #1: “Rightttt, my bad.”
Person #2: “No bro, they just met a few weeks ago. They’re Newly Opportunitied.”
Person #1: “Rightttt, my bad.”
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BART: Dude you should’ve been at Peyton’s last night!
FRED: Why what happened?
BART: Alex did a keg stand and started newporting on the couch
FRED: Why what happened?
BART: Alex did a keg stand and started newporting on the couch
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