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newly-bled

when a girl starts her period she is pronounced newly-bled
jenna: WTF IS THAT BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY PUSSY!?
mark: damn ur a newly-bled
by bentwilly96 September 3, 2023
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Newly Opportunitied

Newly opportunitied is a word to describe the stage that two people are in during their early talking stage, with marriage intentions. It’s not “newly talking” quite yet, but there’s an opportunity… newly opportunitied. A perfect term to describe the status of potentials, without the pressuring terminology, assuring them there’s still time to run away if you’d like.
Person #1: “Oh they’re together!”

Person #2: “No bro, they just met a few weeks ago. They’re Newly Opportunitied.”

Person #1: “Rightttt, my bad.”
by Samarrai with swag January 13, 2024
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Newpost is a pretty girl
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Newpark comprehensive

A fucking awful school in blackrock dublin that is known for bullying, drugs, sex, awful teachers, people that dont know how to take a shower, gay people and furrys in conclusion dont send your kids here it is traumatizing
person1" yeah i go to newpark comprehensive"

person2" oh shit dont bite me"
by fuckyouhughandfuckyounewpark February 17, 2024
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newpark

a fucking awful school in blackrock dublin

that is known bullying, drugs, sex, people who dont know how to take a shower, awful teachers, the gays and furrys
person1" yeah i go to newpark"

person2" oh... uh are you okay?"
by fuckyouhughandfuckyounewpark February 17, 2024
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Nerpy shnerpy doodles

Something said when someone is talking too much; something said when someone is being annoying.
Gregifer: ……and thats the story of why my wife left me.

Pineapple larry: *eye roll* nerpy shnerpy doodles..
by RattusAttackus April 6, 2024
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Newporting

The act of jerking off in front of one’s friends. Typically done under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
BART: Dude you should’ve been at Peyton’s last night!
FRED: Why what happened?
BART: Alex did a keg stand and started newporting on the couch
by Bitchleas__feller November 23, 2024
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