netfux

When you accidentally order a movie on netlflix, receive it, realize you got the wrong movie and without walking back from your mailbox, you instantly send it back without viewing.
netflix - lix + fucked = netfux

"I accidentally ordered Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on netflix"

"Dude you totally got netfux"

"Yea, tell me about it"

by jtd07 P9C October 20, 2009

Nerfing

The act of masturbating with a Fleshlight or pocket pussy while wearing a condom. Safer sex cannot be had.

In an attempt to increase my sensitivity, I practiced the night before by nerfing with a Fleshlight and a Durex

by AlSipsclar December 16, 2013

nerf

A term used if you play World of Warcraft when the newest patch took a feature away from the gameplay. The most recent nerf was the night elf cat mount, which doesn't roar when you press the spacebar any more.

Player 1: dude, they nerf'd the cat mount roar!!!
Player 2: ...whut!? NOWAI!!!1
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Player 1: omg they've gotta nerf the fact that dr00ds can dismount their flying mount and pop into flight form lyke that
Player 2: yarly

by Smartass v2.0 May 21, 2008

Nerf-Herder

An idiot. Especially one who can't spell, and names things after pop bands.

Back off, Nerf-Herder!

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003

nerf

"No repercussions fuck"

The type of relationship you want with a sexual partner you're never going to see again.

Rick: Hey man, would you do Paris Hilton?
Jake: Man that bitch is nasty. But I'd probably still nerf her.

by gaf2011 June 19, 2008

Nerfitical!

(1)A place that has given you the greatest surprise; (2) A Friend which has proven himself full of awesome! (Adjective)

"You, my friend, are now Nerfitical!"
"Dude, that jump was way Nerfitical!"

by ThatDood! April 10, 2009

nerfherter

a woman who does the will of her man; a bitch, often categorized by slutty and/or skanky apparel/dress

The nerfherter was walking to street in search of her man so that she could pleasure him.

by NESPax April 12, 2011