Muzzle Loader

The act of having vaginal/anal sex with a partner and using your semi-erect penis (ram rod) to shove your testicles (ammunition) in the desired orpheus (muzzle) like that of a muzzle loading rifle. (Once your testicles are in the desired hole, you may also put your penis in the unoccupied hole if you so wish.)

"Bro! Last night I totally gave this haggard chick the Muzzle Loader in my car! I wasn't shooting blanks either!

by DFaseen September 6, 2011

Gangly Toed Muzzie-faced Martian head

Men named Ross.(BUT they need to possess large heads, lanky bodies, moustaches, and really long gnarled toes that happen to be as long as most peoples fingers)

Wow check out that Gangly toed muzzie-faced martian head!!! MmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmm he's hot!

by Amber AKA twiggle face April 1, 2009

muzzlefuff

To Look Good and Fluffy

Hey Eilish you're looking Muzzlefuff today

by Elilisarah July 4, 2006

Muzza

In Egyptian, a very fine chick that you would love to fuck

mmmm, Muzza right there

by Omar Fahmy May 14, 2003

muzzle, to

To firmly place a pillow over the face of the girl your fucking in order to muffle her voice.

She was screaming so loud that I had to muzzle her.

by Canadian November 8, 2003

Muzzie

A ridiculous name teenage islamophobes made up to insult Muslims which isn't really insulting.

Retarded trump supporter : hey you muzzies go back to aghraba.
Muslim : are you restarted?! Do you think this is offensive? I'm from Michigan you shit head.

by Abellon August 5, 2018

Boston muzzle loader

When you are banging a chick in the doggy style and then you put Dunkin’ Donuts coffee ground on her asshole and jam it in with your dick.

“Dude, when I railed this broad last night, I gave her the ol’ Boston muzzle loader!”

by Cheddar_411 May 28, 2019