Morning Wood

When a male gets a erection in the morning or as soon as he gets up. Meaning getting a boner in the morning.

Jose:Why did you not wake up
Pj: Because i got a Morning Wood

by GetItOn October 19, 2009

morning hands

when you wake up in the morning and suddenly have the inability to grip anything successfully. this can also occur due to extreme fatigue or uncontrollable laughter. may also occur after having applied lotion to the hands.

"ugh i hate having morning hands, i can never grip my doorknob when i wake up"

by artistxforever January 25, 2009

g'morning

a word spoken by a precious young lady as she lazily gets out of bed meaning good morning.

My sister got outta bed and bid me g'morning.

by emm's best friend May 24, 2010

morning star

The "morning star" is a title given to Satan in his role as Lucifer. The term was derived from a Biblical passage which identifies a Babylonian god named for that star as having fallen from the throne of heaven for his arrogance. This story was conflated with the story of the fall of Satan and 1/3 of the angels, especially because most pagan gods are considered aspects of Satan in Christianity.

The "morning star" is also a nickname for the planet Venus, which was called Lucifer in Roman astronomy. Its low position in the sky (due to its proximity to the sun) likely gave rise to the myth of it having fallen from heaven. In ancient times, the planet was considered to be the god of the dawn who opened the gates of heaven for the sun to pass through.

The morning star is bright today.

Lucifer was once the bright morning star, but fell from the favour of God.

by Lesath February 16, 2008

morning flush

the first flush in the morning that wakes up everybody in the house.

I heard a morning flush at 5 AM and now I can't sleep.

by ghwajoigjweiowtuwe January 9, 2010

morningless

Waking up in the afternoon; missing the morning

I got a little intoxicated lastnight, woke up morningless today.

by DevCarnellBourc October 22, 2011

Morning Riser

Another way to identify morning wood, or an erection men may experience upon waking.

Old Lawrence woke up with a morning riser, in defiance of God's will.

by Turdferguson October 8, 2015