Morning Wood 

morning wood is when a man has a woody or a boner when said man wakes up.

Jimmy and Joe are sleeping in the same tent together while camping. Joe notices Jimmy's morning wood and says,"hey, Jimmy you having dreams about titty fucking, or anal?

Morning Wood by tityfuqer69 May 1, 2020

Morning Wood 

When a male gets a erection in the morning or as soon as he gets up. Meaning getting a boner in the morning.

Jose:Why did you not wake up
Pj: Because i got a Morning Wood

Morning Wood by GetItOn October 19, 2009

morning hands 

when you wake up in the morning and suddenly have the inability to grip anything successfully. this can also occur due to extreme fatigue or uncontrollable laughter. may also occur after having applied lotion to the hands.

"ugh i hate having morning hands, i can never grip my doorknob when i wake up"

morning hands by artistxforever January 25, 2009

g'morning

a word spoken by a precious young lady as she lazily gets out of bed meaning good morning.

My sister got outta bed and bid me g'morning.

g'morning by emm's best friend May 24, 2010

morning star 

The "morning star" is a title given to Satan in his role as Lucifer. The term was derived from a Biblical passage which identifies a Babylonian god named for that star as having fallen from the throne of heaven for his arrogance. This story was conflated with the story of the fall of Satan and 1/3 of the angels, especially because most pagan gods are considered aspects of Satan in Christianity.

The "morning star" is also a nickname for the planet Venus, which was called Lucifer in Roman astronomy. Its low position in the sky (due to its proximity to the sun) likely gave rise to the myth of it having fallen from heaven. In ancient times, the planet was considered to be the god of the dawn who opened the gates of heaven for the sun to pass through.

The morning star is bright today.

Lucifer was once the bright morning star, but fell from the favour of God.

morning star by Lesath February 16, 2008

morning flush

the first flush in the morning that wakes up everybody in the house.

I heard a morning flush at 5 AM and now I can't sleep.

morning flush by ghwajoigjweiowtuwe January 9, 2010

morningless

Waking up in the afternoon; missing the morning

I got a little intoxicated lastnight, woke up morningless today.

morningless by DevCarnellBourc October 22, 2011