To Kill a Mocking Bird

the worst book ever to be written. the title has absolutely nothing to do with the book, and it had no plot line whatsoever.

everytime i picked up to kill a mocking bird, i fell asleep.

by Fuzzums December 6, 2003

mock-rape

n. an action of faking an anal rape, can be countered by a mock-rape subtwo, meaning the mock-raper becomes the mock-rapee.

Dowling mock-raped the umpire before an at bat against needham, then following it up with a gemming triple.

Eich mock-raped benzie after a crappy speech made by benzie, telling the team they suck and how much he hates coaching the team.

by jv ballah December 15, 2004

Mocking my own tots

The state of talking in mock form about ones own thoughts or "t o t s" as mockers refer to it as. This is commonly followed by "now huhhhh" which can also be in mock form if chosen.

Halter: "ooooohhhooohh he didn't even hit dat guy. oohhhhhohohhhhh."
Jp: "I like penis."
Halter: "I WIKE DICK OHHHHOHHHHH" (seizure) "oohhhohhhh" (seizure)"Mocking my own tots now huhuuuhhhhhh t o t s huhhhhuuuuuh"

by Billy Johnsondjiofajiofdjasddd February 15, 2009

mock of shame

1. Wearing the same clothes two days in a row because you have nothing clean to wear.

2. Being forced to wear clothes two days in a row for lack of anything else to wear.

"I haven't done laundry in a week, so i'm doing a mock of shame"

by fivetastic March 12, 2009

Mockler

1. A snitch. Someone who will get another person in trouble even though they are the ones who are to blame
2.A very creepy person, who also thinks they're hot shit. Socially awkward around women and randomly hits on girls on facebook they dont even know

Ex. 1 "I heard that kid is a mockler. He just blamed his little brother for drinking from the family liqour cabinet when it was actually him
Ex. 2 "That kid just walked up to me and my girlfriend and just told me that my girl has an awesome ass. What a fucking mockler....

by DisGuy April 29, 2013

Mock Trial

Incredibly gay pretend trail. Where boredom meets gayness.

Guy #1: What club should I join?
Guy #2: Are you gay?
Guy #1: Yes.
Guy #2: I think you'll enjoy Mock Trial.

by BelarusFromDisecYALEMUNFeb06 February 11, 2006

Mocktober

A fictitious month that can be used to describe something that will never happen.

Boss: When will you have those TPA reports completed?
Person about to be fired: I should have those done around the middle of Mocktober.

by Aaron B. Hinkledorf November 8, 2007