Mac OS Mojave

the single best OS in the world

Bill: Hey, how's it going? I just got the latest Windows 10 PC.
Mac OS Mojave: BEGONE THOT

by nectardictionary April 28, 2019

Mojau

Just as Mr. Maestas said, a Mojau is an Illegal immigrant from Mexico. What Phil forgot to add was that some people mistakably call them Mojados. This is incorrect because while the basic idea is the same, Mojado simply means wet. It is an adjective and only describes the condition of the people in question. Mojau is a proper noun that incorporates the descriptive qualities of the adjective mojado, but also is a name.

I went to eat at the Frontier yesterday; and the Mojau busboy dropped a container of silverware all over thhe place.

by McLuvin505 May 5, 2008

mojo

the part of a man's body that produces his courage and his libido

Fat Bastard stole Austin Power's mojo.

by ericri October 15, 2009

MOJO

-Word used by odessa residents to refer to Permian high school football

"Mojo football is life"

by Spencer Sword October 14, 2004

Mojo Dojo

The Mojo Dojo is the post-modern equivalent of the Oracle of Delphi for otherwise emasculated aspiring Alpha Males seeking to acquire zen status amongst the fairer sex. Located within the catacombs of an old London meat market, where it is said that Barry White once performed a number of underground gigs in the halcyon days of free love, access to the Mojo Dojo conveys upon its initiates the secret of easy charm and irresistible sexual potency. The collective scripture of the Mojo Dojo is referred to informally as the Commandments of Egan, in homage to the semi-mythical founder of the movement.

Rob:"Damn, I'm feeling like such a limp beta male these days, I have absolutely no chat and struggle to impress the ladies simply by shamelessly displaying my high-powered tailoring like an egotistical power crazed peacock"

Clive: "Get yourself down to the Mojo Dojo lad, I hear that one session there and women will be immediately fawning at your impressive command of the ten Commandments of Egan"

by Donkosaurus May 8, 2014

mojoneando

a puerto rican word meaning that you not doing anything in specific or basically wasting time.

What are you doing? Nothing just chillin. Or nothing just "mojoneando"

by o. reyes April 6, 2005

mojowood

Mojowood (mow-joe-wood)

To suck dick

Hey baby lemme mojowood.

by Bobbysoka12 June 11, 2019