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new money

people who have recently acquired money and feel the need to show it off by purchasing flashy houses, cars, clothing and jewelry. Generally tacky.
I hate how new money our neighbors are, they think that it's necessary to have 5 BMW's just because they can now afford it and their 10 year old daugher has a prada bag... JUST BECAUSE...
by Rachel March 2, 2005
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moneycock

1. Used to express discomfort and/or aggravation. 2. A well endowed male. 3. Emphasizes a joyous and/or celebratory occasion.
1. "Aw, moneycock! I accidentally ejaculated on my favorite capris!" 2. (In community shower) "Matumbo, you've got some moneycock!" 3. (While entering a titty-bar) "MONEEEYYCOOOOCK!"
by Lucky Louciano April 2, 2008
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Money Lane

Bus driver slang, the right-most lane on any street. Where people board the bus, and pay... Thus money lane.
I was late to work because of an accident in the money lane
by tfihsekam June 23, 2009
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money under the bridge

Money that one regrets spending after it is too late to do anything about it.
Husband: Remember all that money we wasted on that stupid timeshare?

Wife: Don't worry about it, it's money under the bridge.
by Johoso November 22, 2011
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money sucker

Someone who urges to get money so badly that would be willing to to sell his own mother for pennies.
Person A: - Have you seen how many Frozen products are there now days?
Person B: - Yeah, disnay is such a money sucker they even sell napkins of it.
by safejrz March 6, 2015
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Money glitch

A type of glitch that makes the player earn a lot of currency in video games that have virtual currency.
by GameMemeExplainer May 6, 2018
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Money Stitch

A woman's vagina stretches and tears during the natural birthing process. The attending MD will stitch up the torn flesh so it will heal faster. The money stitch is the extra stitch you pay for, in order to return the vagina back to "Like New" condition. This procedure is confidential between the father and the doctor. To order the money stitch, wave a hundred dollar bill behind your wife's head just out of her sight. All maternity doctors know this international signal.
The money stitch is worth every penny when you find yourself back in the sack reciting the lyrics to Madonna's "Like a virgin."
by Sr.Verde June 15, 2018
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