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milk sandwiches 

The go-to diet of families during a winter storm. For whatever reason, as soon as there's going to be ice or snow, people stop buying regular food and immediately run to the store to purchase every last bit of milk and bread. One can only assume they're going to make milk sandwiches.
I went to the grocery store today to get some bread, but the whole shelf - along with the milk aisle - were empty. I suppose some families will be dining on milk sandwiches for the next week.
milk sandwiches by ccccchris February 12, 2014
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milk missiles 

Her huge milk missiles were pointed at me and I just had to stare.
milk missiles by JohnstonGuy July 3, 2005
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Milk Time 

Milk Time is 10:11pm.

All you do to celebrate Milk Time is take a photo on Snapchat, add the sticker of the time 10:11pm (from any Timezone you’re in), and post it to your story.

Milk Time represents the everlasting joy and presence that surrounds and encapsulates all. It reminds us of the happiness and peace in the world (of milk and all other benefits) and the positive side to all adversity.
Guy 1 (David): Dude what time is it?
Guy 2 (Nimue): Oh its 10:10pm.
Guy 1 (David): Omg dude get ready it’s almost milk time.
Milk Time by TheMilkMan1011 February 3, 2022

milk dog 

(Rural Chinese) A female dog whose milk is intended for human consumption.
Lowry: I hope there’s no milk dogs here.
Serpenza: oh no, this is definitely a place where they breed milk dogs. (Shows a picture of a child drinking a dogs milk from the teat)
Me: what’s a milk do- oh, alright then

Milk Fic 

Wonderful piece of literature, 10/10 would recommend.

Summary:
Forehead man shoves milk up Ryan Ross' ass.
Me: have you read the milk fic?
Person: no I haven't, I'll read it now
Me: *grins*
Person: good lord go to church please
Milk Fic by afycso March 18, 2017

milk scrotum 

The convenient elastic mesh pouch in the rear of a SUV which holds a gallon container of milk.
I used to worry about milk spilling in my car every time I went around a corner and the gallon of milk tipped over. Now I just place it into the milk scrotum and never have to worry because it holds it tight and close to the body of the car.

Milk pods 

A juvenile English colloquialism of yesteryear, once used by schoolboys, to describe the breasts of a lady.
‘Cor, blimey, look at the curvy new French teacher - I wouldn’t mind turning on the taps on her milk pods!’
Milk pods by Colonel Barnaby January 17, 2023