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micro-meters

typically used by certain boys named alejo as a form of measurement
“hey i just measured with micro-meters” “wow that’s cool alejo, what were you measuring?” “...”
by skunk420... September 15, 2021
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Micro Book

it's just booklet. (it's just micro book.)
by PretaxEmu87 December 6, 2019
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Micro Crawl

Consuming up to two but not more than 4 adult beverages at between two to three different locations. More than that is an official Pub Crawl.
Let's go on a micro crawl before dinner tonight.
by Microcrawler August 15, 2024
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Micro Nips

Smaller than normal sized nipples usually resulting in someone commenting on how small their nipples are.
by asshole25 August 11, 2018
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Micro-marriaging

When your significant other manages your life down to the smallest detail.
Honey, stop micro-marriaging my life! If I want to eat a BigMac covered in Hershey syrup I can!
by Real_NoobToob September 14, 2021
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MPE (Micro Penis Energy)

Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.
"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."

"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
by themessyamerican July 22, 2023
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micro viral

When a social media post/action/picture blows up but only in a niche circle
Did you see Bloom’s post? Yeah that shit went micro viral.
by NoDripPapi May 29, 2024
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