Meetings 

An old tradition used by people to gather before the creation of the Internet.

Back in the 1900s, people would gather in meetings to solve problems. But once the Internet was invented, there was no need. Although for many years, stupid people would still find them to be important.

Meetings by adventurini April 27, 2015

meeting the dragon 

when you get really high and you're in a dream land

rorys so high i think hes meeting the dragon

meeting the dragon by atane November 13, 2016

meeting creep 

A term for excessive meetings (typically Microsoft Teams) added to a work schedule. Often serves as a net negative rather than a positive to the whole team or project.

"Management: Why has no progress been made on the project?

Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"

meeting creep by aeiou102 October 30, 2022

Meeting Edging 

When a manager or superior keeps pushing back a meeting in small increments.

To meeting edge.

My boss and I had a meeting at 10, then he pushed it up to 10:15, then to 10:30, then to 11:00 and finally to 12:00. He was meeting edging me all morning!

Meeting Edging by Beer Can Dan October 19, 2023

meerkat meeting 

When a spontaneous meeting starts in a Cubicle Office. Usually, social based and not in the least bit business related. A Meerkat Meeting often spreads to other cubicles via eavesdropping.

Cubicle Employee #1 (stands from his chair): Hey did you see the baseball game last night?

Cubicle Employee #2 (stands from his chair): I did! 9th Inning rally was epic.

Cubicle Employee #3 (stands from his chair): That hottie behind home plate... wow.

Cubicle Manager #1 (Walking past): Stop wasting time with your Meerkat Meeting!

AAAAAAAND so on...

meerkat meeting by moolmas June 13, 2010

Secret Meating

A gathering where people come together to discreetly eat beef jerky.

Sarah hosts secret meatings in the supply closet at her work.

Secret Meating by Margor the Great June 13, 2015

family meeting 

When fellow family members are into it involving other family memebers An everyone is just tired of the bullshit so they call a family meeting for the memebers that are into it to scrap it out

Girl you going to the family meeting , yeah girls tay tay & nay nay gone fight .

family meeting by Nunu Love August 2, 2017