Someone who will do absolutely anything to get out of work. No shame is attached to any excuse, no matter how ridiculous.
Also known as 'Doing a Simon'!
Also known as 'Doing a Simon'!
An example of someone being a malingerer
"I won't be in today, after banging my arm on a door at work yesterday. The doctor said it's not broken, but the pain feels like my elbows been shattered. It's even worse than last year, when the elephant broke loose from the circus and attacked me with his trunk.
"I won't be in today, after banging my arm on a door at work yesterday. The doctor said it's not broken, but the pain feels like my elbows been shattered. It's even worse than last year, when the elephant broke loose from the circus and attacked me with his trunk.
by Bemused Team Member May 20, 2023
Get the Malingerer mug.verb. the act of showing a past good-looking photo of yourself (your former shell) to someone so they find you attractive compared to your present appearance. It could be pounds or years ago. The term is derived from animals leaving their previous "shell" for a new one.
He is molting to see if other people will stop blocking him.
As a social experiment, he molted that guy over chat and he didn't get blocked.
As a social experiment, he molted that guy over chat and he didn't get blocked.
by JeiKyu92 August 18, 2023
Get the molting mug.Malder is someone who brings the mood down by being quiet whilst angry.
Someone who is mad for no reason and feels like mf real depressed.
Malding can also spread, if the person is malding and their friends try to cheer them up but fail, they're eventually also going to start malding.
Maldee is a spredee
Someone who is mad for no reason and feels like mf real depressed.
Malding can also spread, if the person is malding and their friends try to cheer them up but fail, they're eventually also going to start malding.
Maldee is a spredee
"Tyler, why are you malding?"
"fr bro why you so mad?"
Tyler: I'm not malding! I only mald when you tell me im malding..*continues to mald even harder*
"fr bro why you so mad?"
Tyler: I'm not malding! I only mald when you tell me im malding..*continues to mald even harder*
by maldermax September 11, 2023
Get the Malding mug.A very gangsta ass young truly humble under God individual. He's an absolute thug and shouldn't be taken in a joking matter.
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Get the matting mug.When one person lashes out over such little things and has insane baby rage, that is uncontrollable. Then the person leaves and rejoins a server/event in the next 5-30 minutes.
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