by Chopper Jim March 10, 2005
Get the lisle mug.Literal Larry is the subconscious personality in all of us that comes out when conversing with another individual. He hears a sentence, comment, statement or question from a person, and instantly distorts it by conjoing words initially intended to have a different meaning...and then responds to the newly constructed grouping of words instead of the original intended ones...
1.)
Me: What did she look like?
You: She was short, cute, spanish, glasses.
Me: anddd what do spanish glasses look like?
Oh! oops, sorry that was literal larry...
2.)
Surely you can´t be serious!
I am serious, and don´t ever call me Shirly.
Literal larry struck again!
Me: What did she look like?
You: She was short, cute, spanish, glasses.
Me: anddd what do spanish glasses look like?
Oh! oops, sorry that was literal larry...
2.)
Surely you can´t be serious!
I am serious, and don´t ever call me Shirly.
Literal larry struck again!
by Oso Polar March 15, 2011
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Weak- mentally and/or physically. Loser who is often delusional about it. Someone who has a hugely inflated ego, but has no good qualities. Used in The Offspring's Pretty Fly for a White Guy: "But if he looks twice they're gonna kick his lilley ass!" Often, the only reason anyone talks to a Lilley is because they are easy to butter up and manipulate, then they think you're friends and you can get cheaper drugs through them. Why do they have access to cheap drugs if no one likes them? Because they suck their dealers off. You don't have to listen to their obnoxious mouth garbage if their cakehole is full.
In males, tends to be more descriptive of physical characteristics. A Lilley guy looks malnourished and unable to fend for himself, but tends to be oblivious to it. Thinks he pretty great. He's not.
In females, weak more refers to mental capacity. Unoriginal and stupid. A Lilley girl deludes herself into thinking she is desirable, but really, she is just easy. And available because she has no job or standards. She uses heavy filters on photos of herself because she's ugly in real life. She is often a mother with multiple baby daddys but always loses custody of her kids because she's a deadbeat
In males, tends to be more descriptive of physical characteristics. A Lilley guy looks malnourished and unable to fend for himself, but tends to be oblivious to it. Thinks he pretty great. He's not.
In females, weak more refers to mental capacity. Unoriginal and stupid. A Lilley girl deludes herself into thinking she is desirable, but really, she is just easy. And available because she has no job or standards. She uses heavy filters on photos of herself because she's ugly in real life. She is often a mother with multiple baby daddys but always loses custody of her kids because she's a deadbeat
Guy1: Angela thinks I'm into her.
Guy2: Why you talkin to that rot-crotch Lilley bitch?
Guy1: Cheap balls, bro.
Guy2: Why you talkin to that rot-crotch Lilley bitch?
Guy1: Cheap balls, bro.
by Juldean Schneichek March 30, 2020
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USA, Austrailia- over 95%
Cape Verde, Africa -71.6%
Bahrain- 85.2%
Uk, France, Netherlands,Georgia, Eire, Japan, Russia, Nauru, Canada - 99.9%
Azerbaijan- 97.3%
Maldives 93.2%
Sri Lanka - 90.2%
Afghanistan-31.5%
Uzbekistan - 97%
Turkmenistan, Trinidad and Tobago 98%
Barbados- 97.4%
Kyrgyzstan - 97%
South Korea- 98%
North Korea- 99%
Vietnam- 93.7%
Phillipines- 94.6%
Brunei- 89%
Cambodia- 38%
China- 82.2%
Tonga- 93%
That's a selection of countries and their adult literacy rates. Isn't it funny that the USA, who is best represented on this site has a lower literacy rate than the former USSR countries.
I is teh klevar gooboo!
USA, Austrailia- over 95%
Cape Verde, Africa -71.6%
Bahrain- 85.2%
Uk, France, Netherlands,Georgia, Eire, Japan, Russia, Nauru, Canada - 99.9%
Azerbaijan- 97.3%
Maldives 93.2%
Sri Lanka - 90.2%
Afghanistan-31.5%
Uzbekistan - 97%
Turkmenistan, Trinidad and Tobago 98%
Barbados- 97.4%
Kyrgyzstan - 97%
South Korea- 98%
North Korea- 99%
Vietnam- 93.7%
Phillipines- 94.6%
Brunei- 89%
Cambodia- 38%
China- 82.2%
Tonga- 93%
That's a selection of countries and their adult literacy rates. Isn't it funny that the USA, who is best represented on this site has a lower literacy rate than the former USSR countries.
I is teh klevar gooboo!
by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004
Get the literacy mug.An apocalyptic creature from the twelfth veignesia of Azaroth. It is prophesied that Lileej (or perhaps written Lile~ej in the time of the skydrawgeths) will bring destruction and sadness to all in it's path. However, the day of it's coming is unknown...
The Lileej is defeatable however...with the use of a huggle monster engagement, maneouvered to perfection with a full heart.
Because of the uncertainity of the actual existance of the creature or whether it is an ancient myth, it has become a sort of insult.
The Lileej is defeatable however...with the use of a huggle monster engagement, maneouvered to perfection with a full heart.
Because of the uncertainity of the actual existance of the creature or whether it is an ancient myth, it has become a sort of insult.
'You're such a lileej, you know that?'
'Don't throw that chihuahua saber at me you walrus-esque lileej!'
'Don't throw that chihuahua saber at me you walrus-esque lileej!'
by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade December 19, 2009
Get the Lileej mug.Mate I was totally tryin to get into her with the best smooth talkin I could think of, but it ended up just literagurgitation all over the place... Nasty.
by PeppersRUs November 27, 2010
Get the literagurgitation mug.An amazing person who always gets played by the people they care about the most. This person is petty, big hearted, and funny person.
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