On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.
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Where the fuck is the drill?? "Have you checked on Greg's List?" If that piece of shit stole it, I'm going to burn him in his wood-fire pizza oven.
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by Flashkk June 15, 2017
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Generally, the GOTFN list is written by a small group of impulsive teenage girl friends, when their hormones begin to take control of their sex drives. The list consists of the guys and/or gals they want to, or need to, get down and dirty with, preferably immediately, and right here on the floor! The higher the rank on the list, the more urgent it is to get with those people.
Guy friends can have a GOTFN list too, but due to the dramatic and flighty nature of making and maintaining such a list, they are most likely effeminate, or metrosexual types.
Generally, the GOTFN list is written by a small group of impulsive teenage girl friends, when their hormones begin to take control of their sex drives. The list consists of the guys and/or gals they want to, or need to, get down and dirty with, preferably immediately, and right here on the floor! The higher the rank on the list, the more urgent it is to get with those people.
Guy friends can have a GOTFN list too, but due to the dramatic and flighty nature of making and maintaining such a list, they are most likely effeminate, or metrosexual types.
Those girls are so hot, I was proud to find out that I'm at the top of their GOTFN list!
Did you see your step-brother's GOTFN list? I always thought he was kinda fruity.
Did you see your step-brother's GOTFN list? I always thought he was kinda fruity.
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