oscar likes ellie

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oscar likes ellie

by the song November 22, 2019

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Jakob likes dudes

A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.

A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes

by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022

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jacob likes bees

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one of my lies

a great Green Day song off their minor label LP 'Kerplunk'. Although, like much of Kerplunk is not as well known as their major label debut and follow-up, 'Dookie', it is still an amzing song. Was played at the now legendary Woodstock 94 performance right after Billie Joe had asked the crowd to do the wave, he then introduced the song as 'heres a song off one of our records that nobody has'

ally ---'ill pop keprlunk on'
will-----'great this album is awesome and underpeciated'
ally -----'yea i know, one of my lies is the best song on it
will-------'yea probably'

by Nozza May 22, 2006

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Classic Lies

Lies that have been told for generations and generally accepted as untruths. Examples: 1) Your car will be ready this afternoon, 2) Your check is in the mail. 3) I promise I won't cum in your mouth.

I told my girlfriend that swallowing jizz makes your hair shiny. That's one of those classic lies.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

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