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Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster

(n) A claimed conspiracy plan brought upon by dominatrixes and ten year old bullies to torture the groins of men and stinky poopy brains, in public for maximum humiliation.

(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack
(n) Guy 1: sigh
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.

(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!
by theguiltyconscience August 17, 2011
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midnight lunar lander

Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.
Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.
by Saxdaddy January 31, 2008
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jack-o-lantern

An exquistite way to carve pumpkins during the halloween season. Many have elaborate designs. They bring wonder and fright to all who view them.
scary pumpkin...scary pumpkin....scary pumpkin..........funny pumpkin....jack-o-lantern
by lalalalalalallal May 1, 2006
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langer

Someone who is being an idiot or fool or acting in a silly or foolish manner.

Being drunk
What a langer!

Did you see how much he's had to drink, he must be langers by now.
by Stephen Murray August 23, 2005
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Green Lantern

When a girl uses a glow-stick as a dildo, whilst at night time, therefore, making a glow in her pussy.
Jennifer used that green glow-stick to do a green lantern at the party.
by METALLICA123 January 2, 2011
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green lantern

The neo-urbanite hipster code-word for marijuana.
"Dude, i just scored an eighth of green lantern!"
by dinkytown999biotch August 6, 2007
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lazerbrain

a person or animal with a robotic brain that has the ability to fire lazer beams from said brain
Yo, i got a lazerbrain dog!
by snakeshift75 November 5, 2010
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