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Modern Teen Language 

Want to understand what today's teenagers are trying to say?

Wagwan = Another way of greeting someone
Innit fam = Isn't it
Crepes = Shoes (Specifically branded shoes like Jordans)
Blud = A way of addressing you - Often used in threats
Homies = friends
Fire = cool
Rizz = trying to get a girl (9 times out of 10 it fails)
Touch grass = Go outside for some fresh air (Commonly used to verbally assault people who do nothing but game 24/7)
Pussy = 1 of 2: The female "Special part"

2 of 2: Calling someone a wimp or coward
mood = relatable feeling
Bet = Agreeing to something (eg "do you wanna go to the store" "bet")
Wanna = Want to
Cake = To describe a rather large butt
Cap/Cappin'/Capping = Lying (You can also be called "nah fool, you tripping)
Daddy = A sexualised way of calling your boyfriend
Dope = Cool or awesome
Drip = Good/cool style of fashion
G.O.A.T = Greatest Of All Time
Karen = A moody b*tch, constantly complaining about something. Their name may not even be 'Karen'
Boomer = an old person
Simp = A person who does anything for their partner. There are two levels of being a simp: Low and extreme. Low is respectable, Extreme is like spending millions of £/$ on them just to date them.

Same = I can relate
Snack = A good looking person ("Girl you lookin' like a snack, goddamn"

Seen that I missed out any key ones? Drop me an email on kallum.hayes0@gmail.com.
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Sign Language 

Me: Hi Billy!
Billy: *does sign language*

Dhaval Language 

Hello my name is dhaval = he.loo my nalk si dhalbv (Dhaval Language)
Dhaval Language by Ricz May 2, 2010

im language 

A language used for instant messaging, consisting of short phrases and abbreviations.
When I was messaging Tina I messaged her using im language. I said I totz got to get a new job, jk cuz I got a good one, lol cause I will never find one, lmao cause my my man has 2 jobs, rofl thinking about owning my own company, roflmao cause it would not last
im language by traceymak February 13, 2014

McDonald's Language

The act of putting a Mc in front of all your words on your way to, while you're at, or after leaving a McDonald's.
McDonald's Language:
Dude, you're a McDouche

That really Mcsucked
McDonald's Language by rockrangel January 13, 2011

Construction Language

Construction Language:

Is the procedural release of anger, frustration, fury, impatience, and/or rage caused by inanimate objects at a construction site that knowingly do not recognize our inhibitions, desires, dreams, and inclinations. This procedural release of negative energy is carried out through the poetic use of a highly refined and researched diction of curse words.
Below is an example of Construction Language at work.

"GOD DAMN IT, this piece of fucking shit cabinet is being a stubborn fucking asshole. Well fuck it and its existence you piece of shit. Take this you little stubborn mother fucker!!!"

- Trying to dismantle a kitchen cabinet.
Construction Language by pcph20 August 30, 2014