lanced

A celebrity who is forced to admit that they're gay, notably by someone in the public media.

Neil Patrick Harris came out of the closet last week. Apparently, he was lanced by Perez Hilton.

by eyetab November 11, 2008

lanced

A new term for celebrities who have been forced to reveal they're gay. Usually it begins when an article about the person possibly being gay appears on www.PerezHilton.com.

Can you believe Doogie Howser just got lanced?

by ChristinaFL November 7, 2006

Lance

Little scrawny boy, no friends, no life, no clout, no bitches. Dick rides his cousins that start with the following: Kyle or Leandre. Dick rides his friends. Small penis to the point where it’s microscopic. Lonely, but has his lil bro with him. He’s also fruity and ALWAYS son his man period whenever you do the slightest thing like breathing or some shit.

Bro why do you always gotta pull off a Lance

by tuhmayto June 21, 2019

Lance

shit or poop, to shit, or shat or shitting.

1) Oh man i just lanced my pants!
2) Who lanced and didnt flush?
3) Ha Ha lance the bed!
4) Dude your house smells like lance
5) Man i gotta lance so bad

by toomey hahaha <3 October 24, 2008

Lanced

To lose a game and or sport by one ball (billiards)

I played a game of pool and got lanced! That joker must have hustled me.

by WahDahTah September 25, 2010

Langer

A penis that is always in a constant state of erection that drains all the man's energy from his body. It usually is so large that it knocks buildings over.

Doctor: I'm afraid it's bad.

Patient : what is it doc.
Doctor: I'm so sorry, but you have a langer

by LargeHunk February 3, 2019

Lance Hill

When a male puts both testicles into his anus.

Hey babe, wanna try the Lance Hill again before bed?

by LaggyKnees420 June 4, 2020