Condom Kryptonite

aka ck when a girl sees condoms and immediate becomes weakened at the site of them. So weak that they will forget about there initial tasks and have one thing on the mind. using that condom as an accessory to "dress up" the mood.

I was going on a rant about how we fight so much, and he just pulled out condoms. I immediately felt weakened and i could only think about one thing, what goes in the condom. It was condom kryptonite.

by sTOORRRIIII July 16, 2010

krystal

little hamburgers that are quite good.

relating to white castle burgers, these little things come in many different kinds.

Krystal's is a very good place, you should try it sometime!
"Krystal's? I heard it was bad, is it?"

by Chase A November 11, 2006

kryptonite

(n.) a form of crystal methamphetamine that turns into a green liquid when melted for the purpose of the inhallation of its vapors.

Man this ice is kryptonite, this shit is crazy.

by clownpenis January 6, 2006

kryptonite

Anything that's "poison" to you, something that's so horrible you'll always want to stay away from it.

Sandra loves music by Philip Glass, but she can't stand anything by John Adams. She thinks that John Adams' stuff is musical kryptonite.

by pentozali March 3, 2008

krypy

a dank kind of weed

me and my boy bought a quarter of krypy

by idcboutit March 6, 2009

Krystel

A girl that spells her name odd but sercretly loves to purr and lick her paws cause deep down shes a cat. Damn shes so fiesty her booty cant handle her either can Barney the big purple fiesty dinosaur!

Boy 1: Damn thats a Krystel.

Boy 2: How do you know?

Boy 1: Cause she can purr like a cat and Barney's staring at her and wants to get fiesty!

by CKKB August 28, 2010

Kryptonite

a lethal mix of viagra and cocaine used by men during devious sexual acts for the purpose of trying to escape a mid-life crisis post tramatic limp syndrome and usually end up dying, shaming their families for life.

did you hear what happened to John this weekend?
he died in a motel 6 from using kryptonite on a water buffalo .

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009