kiddies

kid titties

"omg i used to have such big kiddies"

by Caroline.M.Baeislife June 5, 2020

KidCigs

When you chainsmoke to children.

KidCigs are the worst for the human anatomy.

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 23, 2020

KiddiePool Surprise

When you eat out a girl who just gave birth, still in a pile of blood and fluids, and you eat some of her shit. That's the "surprise"

"John owes me five bucks, if he doesn't pay me back soon we're taking him to the hospital for a KiddiePool Surprise"

by RancidTrain November 15, 2020

kiddie play

adjective; A drinker that can't handle their "hard" drinks, so they drink "alcoholic juice" (ex. margarita, champagne, wine)

Man 1: "Man, where is the wine at?
Man 2: "You don't want any of this Cîroc?
Man 3: "Nah man 2, he likes that kiddie play stuff."

by είμαι ωμόρος March 21, 2021

Kiddiephobia

The fear of a kiwi being inside or your breast (otherwise known as tiddie)and the additional fear of the kiwi's beak being your nipple

Gojo: I have kiddiephobia

Nanami: wtf is that

Gojo: *cries because of kiddiesphoria*

by BakaOtaku May 20, 2021

Kiddies

something that is small, soft, simple or easy

“My 6 leg multi just got up”
“How much was it paying”
“$4”
“Oh that’s kiddies”

by wassssupbaby July 11, 2021

Kiddies

something that is small, soft, simple or easy. Usually insulting when used towards a person.

“My 6 leg multi just got up”
“How much was it paying”
“$4”
“Oh that’s kiddies”

by wassssupbaby July 11, 2021