Keith

Keith is a name that means, “from the big forest” although it is often translated as “from the large wood,” which is most likely suggesting African decent, however Keiths appear to be white, thus must be of a race similar to that of an inside out oreo. Because of their decent Keiths typically have large penises and a good sense of swag, but they cannot always jump as high as a fully black person. Most are tall and good-looking, often having the same last name as a democratic comedian featured on comedy central.

Keith is so hawt. Check out his mad swag.

by $waggerDangle November 28, 2011

Keith Keith

The act of a person having sexual intercourse with curtains.

Man 1: "I'm going to the pub tonight, you up for it?"
Man 2: "Nah i just got a new set of curtains so i'm gonna be doing the old keith keith tonight."

by HeresChrisy November 25, 2007

keath

A fuck boy who has hella hoes and doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself and treats everyone like shit

My best friend was a keath last night

by Higginbotham September 13, 2016

Keith

A sweet guy that likes to play games and cuddle with you. He has beautiful eyes (usually brown) and has luscious brown, soft hair. If you have a Keith in your life, he is a keeper. He is usually an optimistic person, yet sometimes doubtful. He is mostly short and always wears a nice smile. He doesn’t have straight teeth and has a bunch of freckles. He doesn’t usually have many friends but everyone knows his name. Keep Keith in your life if you are his friend.

I hung out with Keith yesterday and he is a great guy.

by Lazza Bazzar October 20, 2018

the keither

King schmuck, but we all love him.

Hey look, here comes the keither prancing about.

by Michael McGuire February 9, 2004

Keitha

Keitha other wise known as "milf" ( mother I would like to fuck) or cougar (older woman who preys on younger men sexually) Keitha's can be found in the strangest places, usually wearing something tight and revealing.

Katie: that Keitha was hot!
Marjorie: yeah what a milf...!
Dan: yeah she was hitting on me...
Andreas: that cougar!

by Wifey17 July 7, 2010

Keithdance

An intricate series of dance moves involving two fist pumps in the order of: left, right, down, up and followed by shouting "keeeeith" at the top of ones lungs.

Man, that guy is do'n the Keithdance like a pro!

by Colonation520 April 16, 2010