tech karma

A measure for how capable/lucky someone is with computers, gadgets and other technology. At one end of the scale, it's the Buddha-like ability to bend technology to your will and get it to do amazing things. At the other end, it's people who can crash an iPad just by looking at it.

Scarlett's been through 3 laptops already this year - she has terrible tech karma.

by runkelfinker August 31, 2010

Karma Duke

King/or Queen of Karma
Person who can call them like they see them
Person can call you out on your well deserved justice or comupance

Brother goes and hits his sister in the back of the head.
She screams, "OW!" Then chases after him as he runs away.

He slips on a bannana peel as he tries to make a get away and falls flat on his butt getting the breath knocked out of him.

Then his sister comes up and smirks saying, "Karma."
Brother replies sarcastically, "What are you, the karma duke?"

by Alisson Suskind June 14, 2010

karma block

A redditor who has not been successful with his last posts and seeks to downvote every possible upload. They:
-Point out reposts
-Correct Grammar
-Downvote a user's past uploads

I started out strong on reddit with a solid 30 upvotes on my post, but that karma block pointed out that it was a repost :/.

by cornycobb94 March 23, 2013

Harry karma

The phenomenon in which occurs after someone speaks in a negative manner towards the singer, songwriter and actor Harry Styles. The phenomenon can either bring Harry success and new achievements or failure / embarrassment to the person who spoke negatively towards him.

Person 1: A Justin Bieber stan just tweeted “who is even listen to Watermelon Sugar?”
Person 2: Justin Bieber just posted an instagram story of himself working out to Watermelon Sugar!
Person 1: Harry karma!

by WatermelonSugarStan December 30, 2020

Cop Karma

"Intellectual" phenomena that leads people to believe going 15 under the speed limit for 3 miles after passing a cop will either:

A) Keep said cop from giving them a ticket for flying past him, or
B) Prevent subsequent cops from coming after them because they atoned for their speeding.

Despite the fact that he was doing 80 in a 55 zone when he passed the cop, the idiot in the Corolla in front of me then decided to utilize cop karma to keep from getting a ticket. He slammed on his brakes and then proceeded to drive 42 for three miles, but it didn't work: he got bagged 18 seconds later.

by JustAnotherGuy January 15, 2014

Net Karma

The total karmic effects a person has, it may be instant or a while, like a reputation but for karmic standards if you will.

A criminal has a lower net karma from their wrong doings

by 1m1m0 February 24, 2023

karma poo

(noun) The random dog doo that a dog owner picks up and disposes of when out and about to make up for those times when his or her own dog has done its business somewhere that then mysteriously cannot be found (e.g., out in the tall grass in the park).

To pick up karma poo is to maintain equilibrium in the world of dog doo disposal, and to help make up for all the idiot dog owners who allow their dogs to defecate anywhere and everywhere without cleaning it up.

"Man, I've looked everywhere and I can't find Fido's poo!"
"Dude, you'd better go find some karma poo and take care of it!"
or
"What are you doing? Fifi didn't take a dump!"
"I know, but I think she snuck one out here somewhere the other day, and I'm way behind on my karma poo anyway."

by MollyBurrito August 21, 2011