John is known for his funny and generous personality but is known for acting almost like a slave for the people he loves. He is known for hating his name and always being embarrassed about it! He is a hard worker and loves his children more than anything!
#John is the new jack
by Claudia name definition October 10, 2018
john is a term for a male or female that is a dull, pathetic, unfunny, sad person, he tries and tries, he wishes he had a girlfriend, he wishes he was smart, he wishes he was funny, he wishes he was happy, but he's just not smart enough to know how to do it.
1) jack we're trying to have fun, don't be such a john
2) god, you're a john
3) yeah shes such a john
2) god, you're a john
3) yeah shes such a john
by YourTypicalNerd May 19, 2019
sweet, funny, cute smile, nice brown hair, very confusing, will lead you on, will talk you for a week and randomly stop talking to you out of no where. a liar.
by sweeeeethearrrrt November 22, 2010
Most often spotted tending turtles or collecting mud. A John is super mysterious and, thus, everyone’s always curious. But a John often confuses simply because he’s always confused. Therefore, if you approach a John, walk slowly, it often takes a John longer to understand and comprehend seemingly simple things. Initially may seem like a jerk. Nevertheless, a John always means well, so don’t take his tourette-like exclamations personally.
by xCrossroadsx November 25, 2010
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by I eat poop 69 February 23, 2022
John is that nerdy/ socially awkward kid but has friends that talks about old memes and weird memes like dinosaurs or moths.
John stared at me when his was in the trees.
by Typed May 10, 2019
by Jj johnson J3317 February 14, 2018