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a boy that is pretty stupid and has a smoll penis :)
john by you are a john July 27, 2020
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john by Napolenmm June 21, 2021
John is a fuck boy. He doesnโ€™t know what he wants and can appear nice and sweet and innocent but thatโ€™s not the truth. He prefers cheap and easy girls to girls of substance. Stay away from anyone named John because they will just break your heart.
That John man, heโ€™s the worst.
a man with a very small penis, occasionally about 2 and a half inches in width and 1 inch long erect.
johns penis was so small that sheral cryed
JOHN by blargalarga March 24, 2013
A guy with a needle dick. Not very satisfactory in bed. Very bland personality, will not keep anyone entertained for longer than 3 minutes. He is so oblivious about having a needle dick.that he pulls it out at any chance he can. He regularly says idiotic things. Will never be able to string together a line of intelligent words.
Girl 1 have you seen johns needle dick.

Girl 2 it looks like a needle lol.
John by the CBK May 6, 2014
A chubby teenager, who spends all of his time playing Call of Duty, or other video games. He has very poor relationships, because he is a complete dick.
Dude your acting like a John
John by Josue5667 November 12, 2010
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