Jeff Lynne

Someone who drives the zamboni at your local ice rink

Get off the ice, Jeff Lynne is about to start the zamboni

by MrLee1965 April 20, 2019

name jeff

Deep in the Philippines, there may lye a grand, yet forgotten and untouchable hat

The name jeff hat

These words were the exact scriptures sewn onto that lovely cap
Proceeding an insult or really any word for that matter coats it with great emphasis
It may also be a call out to the divine one depicted on the front surface of the hat, it's said if you spin 3 times and lick the words "name jeff come" on a dusty mirror in an abandoned Filipino hospital , he may ascend from hell and grant you three wishes

"fuck ya'll.NAME JEFF!!
"how do you do? NAME JEFF!"
"Could you pass the salt? NAME JEFF"
"Take a seat, Harold. NAME JEFF"
GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM! NAME JEFF!"
"Mom, please make Jesus stop staring at me. NAME JEFF!"

by alv3l May 19, 2018

Jeff-tastic

This word is essentially the exact same as fantastic. However, it is the word "fantastic" that is more "Jeff" oriented, any one named Jeff, Geoffrey, or Jeffrey is fine. If you spend a day with someone named Jeff or Jeffrey, and you had a good time, you had a "Jeff-tastic."

A good example of using this word in a sentence is "Wow, I had a Jeff-tastic time with him!"

by Jeffoh1990 July 30, 2009

shay jeff

A shay jeff is a very retarded entity that can be found wandering around on mnecraft servers hitting random blocks and has a disturbing skin of a human in the front and pure white on all other sides. If you have every encounter this rare being you are very lucky and can easily take advantage of his completely stupid actions such as wandering around in random directions breaking blocks occasionally and will try to attack you but fail miserably due to not having armor or any weapons, and he will keep coming back to attempt to kill you at random times but never will succeed.

Hey! Is that a shay Jeff!?!? Lets attack him and he what he has on him.

by MrPiggy54 November 20, 2013

Pulling a jeff

When in a conversation, one interrupts the flow of the conversation by repeatedly asking questions of which answers were already discussed.

"wait, where were you spending vacation"
"hold on man, you keep pulling a Jeff"

by TheLittleShoe December 19, 2013

jeff sqrungle

The most powerful being ever created

first discovered by famous youtuber Saltydkdan while playing "a toilet in wonderland"

"his name is Jeff Sqrungle"

by Charels Entertainment Cheese December 4, 2019

Jeff Epstein

A presumed to be dead financier who invested heavily into bitcoin, the anarcho-capatalist digi-currency. He is also a pedophile, fart-sniffer, and likes to have his balls tugged and pulled by grotesque fat degenerates. Let us not forget, former president Bill "The Dude" Clinton flew on his plane over 20 times along with other various left-wing liberal hollywood shills such as Tom Hanks, Jimmy Kimmel, Steven Colbert and others. I would like to also add that it is very possible he is not dead and instead on a plane headed to Argentina. Jeff was know for many things, but the most important thing to keep in mind is that he was a big jerk.

Jeff Epstein was a crazy motherfucker and if he is alive should have his penis ripped off.

by Spic Dickuloid July 12, 2020