jagermattster

a fantasy football owner who screws you over by picking up the free agent you needed that week, even though he's already out of the playoffs.

Damn that saboteur jagermattster! I would have made the playoffs if he hadn't outbid me for Gus Frerotte, and he ended up starting Eli Manning instead instead of him!

by Maibo Toizichi January 1, 2008

Jager tainting

The process of trying to absorb jagermeister through ones taint, similar to vodka eyeballing

Dude, did you see john take that shot in his eyeball? No, but I saw tony Jager tainting.

by the_lord_of_the_fly's June 2, 2010

Jager Missile

You punch a hole in a red bull can like you are going to shotgun it, and then pour out a little red bull. You then fill the can up with jager and shotgun it.

I was wired after doing that jager missile.

by Big.Rick666 May 16, 2009

nigger jigger

one who plays with a black person

That dirty bitch is a goddamn nigger jigger!!

by big nigga nate February 25, 2009

Jigger

Slang term for a modern day theodolite, total station as used by land surveyors. It stands mounted on top of a tripod.

The Surveyor's Assistant stands behind the jigger.

by Havencheese January 18, 2009

jagermeister

a wonderful intoxicant of which you can't taste its strength. the beauty of jager is its licorice taste which lets you drink way more than you should.

Jagermeister does not need to bo mixed fuck jager bombs just pull the bottle or take shots

by >*^bUtTe_OrIgInAl^*< January 16, 2008

Jigger

A word which in the English Language has 28 meanings as seen on QI. the British Comedy panel show which is Quite Interesting

including

It is a measuring device (a jigger of rum), a handcar, a sail, a small weight, a snooker rest, a type of flea, a prison cell, a boot-sole polisher, an old-looking person, a distillery, a penis, a copper's knife, a potter's wheel, a back passage (allyway or anus, a lathe, a woman's coat, a sieve, a dancer, a pulley, a door, a thingummy, a golf club, a ouija board, a policeman, and a vagina.

Liverpool that jigger (allyway) is too dark and scary.

I had my finger in her jigger vagina

by Figleaf February 1, 2013