Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.
Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!
Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!
by Epididymitis December 24, 2021
Get the Shitness of Breath mug.The Breath of Death (shortened to BoD) is used to describe someone with such unbearably pungent breath that, with one whiff of the stench, it may cause someone to enter a state of anaphylactic shock. It instantly repels anyone from the local vicinity, causing a mass evacuation within the area. Anyone who makes it out alive may develop Post Traumatic Stress Disorder which may induced seizures if the scent is smelt again. This means that it is the list of notorious conversation killers (something that stops people wanting to talk to you).
BoD may occur if you eat: Raw onions, raw garlic, coffee, fish and other foods that have really strong scents. It also occurs when you wake up from a long nap (morning breath). Fasting for a lengthy period of time or having an exceptionally dry mouth will intensify the stench of BoD.
BoD may occur if you eat: Raw onions, raw garlic, coffee, fish and other foods that have really strong scents. It also occurs when you wake up from a long nap (morning breath). Fasting for a lengthy period of time or having an exceptionally dry mouth will intensify the stench of BoD.
by CowboyMisterEg December 23, 2022
Get the Breath of Death mug.When a foul, smelly, disgusting, putrid, rancid, sulfuric odor, (Like that usually found near a sewer hole, garbage dump, or dead body) is emitted from another humans mouth into your face.
While i was showing Shelly some pics on my phone, she got up over my shoulder...... HALITOSIS! She hit me hard with some lazer breath! Damn,... got my little sister too. Our noses will never be the same. Jeezus.
by Sinn jinn May 31, 2016
Get the lazer breath mug.The rancid stench that firms in a person's mouth after smoking weed (specifically a bowl or bong). It smells like a cross between cigarette breath and the terrible whiff of a NY sewer. It's especially worse when you're within close quarters of a person with bowl breath, whether its riding in a car or laying in bed 10 inches from your fucking face.
"Let me get a kiss goodnight, baby."
"Your bowl breath is so bad I literally want to punch you right now."
"Your bowl breath is so bad I literally want to punch you right now."
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Get the Queef Breath mug.Another Saturday morning condition similar to pisshead's pocket in which one's mouth still reeks of left over kebab from the (Friday) night before.
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