Quasi-hump

Noun or Verb: Inspired by Quasimodo. An obstacle or “hunchback” (if you will) that unexpectedly screws up your routine. Almost as if your day was going to be straight, i.e. your predetermined plan or a normal person’s spine, until some happiness offender throws metaphoric garbage in your path. Quasimodo had to get over looking like Streganonna, performing manual labor (probably without disability compensation), and living in the hot gypsy friend-zone. If no one threw him a quasi-hump he would have AT LEAST been an option on “Which Disney Prince Would You Marry”, and worst case scenario tied with the Beast. Aka the equivalent of a 400-pound creature with excessive body hair.

1. I was killing it on the dance floor until the DJ quasi-humped my night by turning on Nickelback.
2. Took a bite of a “chocolate chip” cookie.. Oatmeal raisin. Total quasi-hump.

by ModoMere December 2, 2015

Reverse Hump

While spooning, the little spoon thrusts backwards causing a reverse hump.

"Hey, you were humping me in your sleep"
"No, you were reverse humping me pretending I was humping you"

by Bruce Bane April 12, 2016

Hump Trump

someone farting while another person if giving them anal

yo i was fuckin' my gf and she Hump Trumped me!

by TwilightNight01 September 10, 2016

Forrest Hump

(v.) To relentlessly have sex with someone, as an analogy of the well-known scene in Forrest Gump where the main character runs across the US without having a break.

Person 1: Hey babe, I'm feeling so horny today that I think I could Forrest Hump you all night long, what you think?
Person 2: Fuck off!

by ilsa chinaski June 1, 2017

Forrest Hump

(n.) High sex driven person who is capable of having a nearly endless sexual session without feeling tired

"Hey, I've heard that geeky nerdy weirdo from Maths class is such a Forrest Hump.. who would've thought right?!"

by ilsa chinaski June 1, 2017

hump around town

When you're in an uber and your driver is listening to all the sexy jams.

Passenger to driver:
Do you hump around town to this music all day?

by TheVeryTallPeter October 12, 2017

Hump and Hoof

When you have sex with a girl (Hump) and then after you are done, you lay her down on the floor and do a long run up and kick her away (Hoof) where she goes flying out of your life forever.

"Oi mate, I pulled a girl last night in KOKO and did the ol' Hump and Hoof as soon as i was finished with her."

by JayhCz101 October 21, 2017