wifi hopping

Constantly trying to connect to wifi when you're not at home. Including, but not limited to: traveling to another country (cellular data in other countries is very expensive).

Also when walking around a city or town and not being able to keep a constant connection to one wifi source.

I spent my entire time in Germany wifi hopping.

by Lele4789 October 11, 2015

hole hopping

The act of inserting your penis from the vagina to the anus and back home to the vagina.

Goddammit Joshua, I told you to stop hole hopping! Now my ass and coochi are sore.

by MizznewerBooty October 13, 2015

Bar Hoping

The act of wishing you were at a bar imbibing in libations when in actuality you're forced to do something mundane and extremely adult like go to work, show up for court, do laundry, etc.

I'm sitting at work finding it hard to concentrate because I'm bar hoping.

by Brodzilla July 31, 2016

seat hopping

At sporting events, when people take unused seats they didn't pay for.

"Let's buy tickets for the nosebleeds and go seat hopping later."

by Eventful Grain June 9, 2017

granny hooking

To shag a prostitute over the age of 50

Tom went granny hooking, the filthy fucker!

by Fit bitch September 4, 2017

Couple hopping

When a person takes different couples on different dates in order to get free meals.

“Have you seen that guy come in the restaurant with different couples every week and get a free meal out of it?.... that guy is couple hopping.”

by Vanilla twist March 8, 2018

Tent hopping

Sleeping every night at a festival in a different tent with a different guy/girl.

Have you heard, Jasmin was tent hopping again. She's such a hoe.

by Blumenkettchen June 22, 2018