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honkeymoon 

milar to that of a honeymoon for a normal human being but for a full-blown Honkey instead. A Honkeymoon consists of drinking cheap beer, and staying somewhere on the countryside with transportation provided by a big truck for muddin'. Dinner consists of anything you caught that day, with a fat chaw in almost the entire time. Honkeymoons are almost always paid for by money you earned dishonestly, ie scams related to insurance fraud, taking the cans back, or rummaging through ones belongings for a few bucks.
Billy Bob, how was the shotgun wedding?
I reckon it was outrageous, now I go on my honkeymoon.
honkeymoon by #1ABF December 5, 2014
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Honky Tonky 

A bar where predominantly white people hang out and drink. Usually a Beer Joint or Pub and not a upscale bar.
Look at all the Crackers pickup trucks in the parking lot of The Honky Tonky!
Honky Tonky by downnola June 17, 2010
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Honky Tonkin' 

It's what you do on weekends in Nashville for the classic & ultimate Nashville experience. Get rowdy in every country bar on Broadway, pick your favorite and close it down. Some choices consist of Robert's-for the Brazilbilly sound, Tootsie's-classic & modern country with a touch of southern rock, The Stage & Legends.
I've got some friends in from Chicago, I was thinking of taking them honky tonkin'.
Honky Tonkin' by Ana Marie & Tici January 28, 2009

honkey muffa 

a durogatory word to desricbe one of the white race. meaning honkey mother f*****
That guy is a honkey muffa
honkey muffa by chuffy1969 January 4, 2010

HONKIN' ON BOBO 

The act of performing oral sex on a male penis.
Midway thru happy hour at the local bar one girlfriend asked another where their other girlfriend went and was told " Oh, she took that hunky guy out to the car to make out, she's probably honkin' on bobo by now, lol"
HONKIN' ON BOBO by jpg3 July 24, 2010

Honkapino 

American term for a person that is half white and half Filipino.
Damn that Honkapino kid is cute. I wonder which parent is the Honky?
Honkapino by shartilingus September 23, 2010

honkshoo 

A Canadian sleep gnome in folklore. The creature is told to carry a child to good or bad dreams depending on certain aspects, such as going to bed on time and brushing their teeth.
“Wash your face before bed, or the Honkshoo will cause you nightmares!”
honkshoo by SmudgeSpin January 9, 2021