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the mad hatter

While a man lays on his back on the dining room table as if he is the centerpiece at a tea party, a woman comes up and puts her vagina on his head while another man tea bags the first guy while shoving a cupcake in the girls face.
Man, last night at the tea party, things got so crazy "the mad hatter" showed up.
by Thegang2 December 26, 2013
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brown hatter

it's the man who has is penis in the dude's ass in anal sex
whilst i was being rimmed there was some brown hatter goin in 4 the kill
by lewi_is_aBAAADMAAAN!!! June 13, 2005
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Hatti

the HATTI in the short shorts.
may flash.
may give blowjobs.
may have to be paid.
might just break your heart..........
and your bank.
by hattihobohattihobo March 30, 2009
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Hattie

The act of a skank having three children sired by three different men. It draws a stong relationship to the hat trick in hockey, where a player scores three goals in a single game.
Upon news of that skank's Hattie we all threw our hats at her feet.
by whiteboyrick March 3, 2014
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Hattie

A big fat ugly lesbian wannabe with a mole - see wordtank/word.
Hattie is a tank.
by bugger off May 26, 2003
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HATTA

A fag who sits in his room and plays cod4 or guitar hero all day and nite. hangs out with kids named kyle and is lazy fat and thinks he can skate thus thinking hes cool
not hatta: hey wanna go outside?
hatta: i cant i gotta beat thru the fire and flames on expert!
by inzeroskater July 6, 2008
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Hetty

A male who is considered an alpha male, think Conan the Barberian, Hulk Hogan. A true Hetty loves vagina, drinking, and punching things.
Did you see that guy? He loves vagina, meat, and beer. He is a hetty.
by jrm21980 January 6, 2012
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