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professional meat handler

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.
"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."
by Attica91 September 5, 2008
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handle bars

The slang for pig tails on a girl, as they can be used for handles when a girl gives a guy head. They can be "grabbed onto" as handlebars are on a bike, to navigate where the bike or head goes.
I grabbed onto this girl's handlebars last night, and got the best head ever.
by lillian black March 29, 2004
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fag handles

the nice cuts men have on their bodies directing you to their goods. better know as obliques. They are called fag handles because it gives gay men something to hang on the while they are pitching. Hag handles are one of the most attractive things on a man's body to women.
Chelsea: So Andrew posted pics on his myspace and he totally has fag handles.

Laura: OH MY GOD *faints*
by Lawruh March 4, 2008
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Hamlets

Common cigars, available in shops in the UK.
Il have a pack of hamlets please
by alan Michale September 2, 2005
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Handle Challenge

When someone is given the task of drinking a whole handle (1.75 L) in one weekend, usually starting thursday night and going until midnight on sunday. Puking is an automatic disqualification.
"Did you hear about that kid who tried to do the handle challenge?"

"Yeah dude. he booted all over the dorm lobby, so now he has to give us the rest of his shit"
by floor20kid February 18, 2010
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hadley twidwell

Crazy ass bitch who seems shy at first but is wiling to try anything or anyone
by anonymous <3<3<3 December 13, 2013
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mop handled

to be so drunk you cant stand up on your own, just like a mop handle won't stand up on it's own.
Marty has fell down three times tonight! He's mop handled!!
by Weazle December 13, 2008
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