crumpet guzzler

One who consumes vast amounts of crumpetry based goods in a short time frame.

"Mary you fucking crumpet guzzler! you ate them all!!"

by Peter martin January 14, 2008

cum guzzler

Usually a female, a slut perhaps, who gives many many blow jobs for free.

"dude, don't date her shes a cum guzzler!"
"Oh man, how would you know?"
"Dude.... she gave me a blow job last weekend...For FREE"
"MAN. I thought she was a nice lady" Sobs in a corner. "I also thought you were my friend!"
"Dude. I AM, I was drunk. She was horny, I gave her want she wanted, you would've done the same thing!"
"Man, your right, you are the best friend anyone could ever have..." Sobs happily! "Your right, she is a cum guzzler

by Midge16 March 13, 2010

cum-guzzling-mcgutter-slut

Huge fucking whore who is "passed around". Passed around- hoe who sucks everyone's dick. She swallows a lot of cum, of course, and has a nasty attitude.

*loses virginity at 12*
Someone who loses their virginity at 12 is a cum-guzzling-mcgutter-slut

by huntzits January 31, 2017

guzzleitis

a diesease caused by the lack of drinking alcohol in large quantities everyday.

"my friend bob got guzzleitis"

"how did he get that?????"

"from not drinking everyday of his life!!!!"

by Strutman November 8, 2007

bum guzzler

a man who participates in homosexual activities.

a.k.a a queer

"hey roy I saw down the gay club last night"

"yeah, i was doing stuff"

"ur such a bum guzzler"

by roy woodhead January 16, 2008

Cum Guzzler

A girl that loves to give head

Oh, that chick is a virgin?! She is such a sweeeet cum guzzler though

by Orgasmotron May 11, 2010

Cum Guzzler

a person that likes the taste of salty sperm, someone who swallows this alot,

People like shane the shit stain are cum guzzlers

he or she enjoy the thick salty taste of semen/ sperm

enjoying both male and females

by Channxo July 17, 2011