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greasy temptation

A teenage male, always greasy, un-attractive, acne ridden, angst laden and more often than not a gamer.

Only tempting to those who are desperate or in self destruct mode, to be avoided at all costs.
Girl 1: I had a really good time the other night.

Girl 2: It was awful, while you were off upstairs with that guy I was left surrounded by a bunch of greasy temptation!

'The local cinema is a real hotspot for greasy temptation due to the low lighting and their love of sci-fi.'
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Greasy Weasel

1: A rodent that is slippery.

2: When lubricating a weasel or other rodent and letting it run wild at another person's asshole while they are blindfolded.
1: That rat is such a greasy weasel.

2: I tied her up and let my ferret Sanchez give her a greasy weasel.
by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006
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canadian greasy bacon

where you put baby oil on a flacid penis and slap a person in the face
that faggot jonas canadian greasy bacon'd ben with his chode and elle licked it off
by Droo3756 December 18, 2008
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greasy fleece

A commonly used term on bus 227 to talk about lonely teenage boys who are really nerdy and have never have a girlfriend decide that masturbation is not enough to fill their sexual needs so they wander over to the nearest sheep farm and fuck a sheep.
Jonas was bored one day so he decided to go get him some greasy fleece.
by Kieran's anus tumor February 9, 2015
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greasy whore

A girl who likes to get down and dirty. A girl who loves the grease.
MAN, that girl just wants to get GREASSSY! She's such a greasy whore
by jayyyy69 November 12, 2009
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Greasy Haired Pachuco

A common, garden variety Pachuco boy. A slime ball with greasy hair. The Pachuco puts grease into his hair to show the world that he is a stupid, worthless punk who refuses to work for a living. Instead of working, he collects all the entitlements handed to him by liberal polliticians. He spends his time loitering outside pool halls and liquor stores, picking his teeth with a switchblade knife and intimidating passers-by with remarks like, "Hey, mon, this is MY turf."

In the early Twenty First Century, the worst kind of Greasy Haired Pachuco is the Bald-Headed Greasy Haired Pachuco. These worthless Pachukes shave their heads to pretend they are prison inmates, all the better to impress each other and the local cholas. (If there's anything a chola loves more than greasy hair, it's a bald head.)
Listen up, you Greasy Haired Pachuco. Oakland is NOT your turf! I was born in Oakland before your ignorant Mama was born, and it's MY turf.

Join the movement to exterminate rats, fleas, AIDS, termites, Crips, Bloods, and Greasy Haired Pachucos from Oakland.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 11, 2007
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greasy

a canadian slang word used to describe a teenage girl who wears dirty track suits, has long, slimy hair tied up in a bun, always has drama going on which she must talk loudly about in public places, thinks shes really hot, smokes cigarettes, and like terrible rap music.
by d souts August 21, 2009
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