Anus gravy

When you eat Taco Bell, the intestinal tract heats up, causing the rancid Taco Bell feces to melt into a highly combustible fluid, which is now completely liquified, which is then charged with the anal gases which have been heated into plasma, causing a turbocharged fart to shoot out liquid diarrhea into your pants, in which the Taco Bell diarrhea’s runny state causes the shit to run down your pants, with an intense and potent smell. A term coined and used by the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Guy 1: I suddenly don’t feel good.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.

by InternetSlangPhD January 3, 2021

Toilet Gravy

Brown toilet water from diarrhea.

After Kevin left the restroom I had to go and realized Kevin made a bowl of toilet gravy. " You suck Kevin!"

by mikeyintheoc May 1, 2010

gravy balls

The instance when your lady friends butt hole is large enough to insert your balls within it and you end up with a brown layer surrounding your testicles.

Wow did you see Markus with Rashonda last night? He totally got gravy balls!

by Graydoo October 11, 2016

blanket gravy

When you fart but accidently have diarrhea in bed under the covers creating Blanket Gravy

My girlfriend accident had a blanket gravy moment in bed!

by Ashtray85 October 8, 2017

Gravy Talker

Originating from the past time of using gravy on ones home-cooked dinner/KFC to make the food better, a gravy talker uses unrealistic talk to make their situation better. For example: someone who fails an exam and tries to make the situation better by disregarding the test as unsubstantial is a 'Gravy Talker'

Stop trying to justify failing your exam you Gravy Talker!

by khal_matthew September 22, 2016

ghost gravy

It's semen. It's just semen.

I got that bitch looking like Slimer, with my ghost gravy all up on her.

by ChunkyRon October 15, 2017

Boomer Gravy

The money a boomer makes because they are an adult with a real job.

Stacy can afford to take us out to eat with her boomer gravy.

by WittyB185 January 18, 2020