granfors

A gay homosexual that uses horse dicks to pleasure themselves.

Granfors rapped my horse last night.

by Wheeled one April 4, 2018

granola

Someone who is in their 20-30s, who distinguishes him or herself by not conforming to the modern twenty something trends. Someone who shows distaste in 'hipster' things, conservative beliefs, religion, and anything that is the traditional norm such as weddings.

"I hate girls who take pics of coffee in a hipster cafe just for instagram. Just enjoy the moment and not touch your phone for a day!"
"Wow you are so granola."

"I want to live in a van for a year and travel the world with little money and stay off the grid!"
"Your instagram is all nature, so granola!"

by quidproquoamend11 June 30, 2018

Gronkology

Oncology nurse's fantasy football team.

Gronkology the best fantasy league in this hospital, yo!

by Breesy_RN July 31, 2018

Granky

Grade-Cranky.

When your teacher-mom hasn't graded her papers and is taking it out on you.

"Abby, your ass better be cleaning your room in ten seconds or else no sleepovers for the rest of the year."
"Jeez mom, granky much?"

by Kelsie_baby5689 November 20, 2018

Granjob

A version of a handjob after a long day of swimming

Logan: "I like that swimsuit. How bout a hand job?"
Amber: "Thanks! But we've been swimming for hours and...(shows print hands). Will you settle for a granjob?"

by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019

Gronkon

The be a gronk individual.

“Go and gronkon u fucking gronk”

by Bidwillboy2770 February 4, 2019

Grank

When something is gross and rank

That's grank

by SCons April 6, 2019